I obviously did not do a bumpdate this weekend because I am ridiculously lazy. But I will share the picture that the hubs took Friday morning – if, and ONLY if, you promise not to make fun of my insane posture. My mother makes fun of the way I stand. It’s like I arch my back or stick my chest/stomach out for no apparent reason other than I’m a douche.
It also appears that my hair is in my face and LeRoy wanted a little face time on the blog so he snuck in the picture.
As far as any update, please note everything is the same. I’m still peeing on myself, craving sushi, not gaining weight, and wishing I knew if this baby has a penis.
I’ve also been having palpitations and freaking out and thoughts of dying in my sleep. Alone. Other than that I think I’m starting to feel better.
I met a girl (a friend of a friend, not some rando) who is 5 months preggo. I am as large as her. Let’s try to pretend like I don’t look 12 months pregnant. K thanks.
And for the blog title….John Paul is going back to school. Just what I need. Hot college girls distracting my hot non-college husband. He has to choose a lab partner tomorrow. He’s threatening to choose the “hot chick. The really bangin’ hot chick.” He’s an ass. I countered with the threat to accompany him to class – for some reason I think he doesn’t take me seriously. Probably because he knows I’m too lazy to look for a parking spot. He’s trying to stress me out and he thinks it’s hilarious that I will keep getting fatter and the hot chicks will keep getting hotter. He’s hilarious!
I hope y’all have a great week!
P.S. Vote for the gender of Baby D! Note: There is no pressure to vote girl. None at all. Just be sure that the hubs is wrong and I am right. He thinks he is incapable of raising a girl.
8 comments:
ITS GOING TO BE A BOY! I ALREADY VOTED.
OMG you are CRACKING me up! First of all you do NOT look 12 months! Go look at my belly pics if you want to see enormous!
You are hilarious and SOOO cute!
You look absolutely adorable and I cannot wait to see how much cuter you get as your pregnancy progresses! I sooo think you should show up for class and keep rubbing your belly and such! Hubby would DIE! Keep us updated! How far now???
just came across your blog...so cute! your picture isn't bad at all, you look adorable! funny story of your hubby. Don't worry, my fiancé who is a trainer would say the same about the girls in the gym...just remember its you he comes home to ;-)
Found your blog and I think its darling! Love it! Hope you don't mind of I follow!
just came across your blog...so cute! your picture isn't bad at all, you look adorable! funny story of your hubby. Don't worry, my fiancé who is a trainer would say the same about the girls in the gym...just remember its you he comes home to ;-)
i vote for baby girl! i heard a saying somewhere that if you look nice during your pregnancy, you'll probably have a girl! and girl, you actually look cute!
can't wait to read a funny post like this one in the future or probably a post when you actually go to hubby's class! :) no need to freak out if hubby humors you about the hot girls. i bet you look so much hotter in his eyes even with the bump! :) we should freak out only if hubby can't humor us about the hot women out there, that'll probably mean he may be keeping those thoughts too seriously all to himself. arg. :D
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