Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Bumpdate….way late (of course)

I suck at doing this on the actual day…umm, Saturday. I’m just really really lazy. :)


Just wanted to show y’all what I don’t  look like. Just in case you were wondering. (That’s at our rehearsal dinner and those are my cute grandparents!) Moving on.

How Far Along: 17 weeks

Total Weight Gained: 2 lbs total. I gained .6lbs this past month. Bert is definitely being the weight gain Nazi and told the doctor I don’t consume enough calories. Doc is gonna check the growth of the baby at our next appointment and see if I need to gain more weight. I can’t help it if there are only 2 calories in pickled okra!

Maternity Clothes: I ordered some stuff from Old Navy. I need it bad!

Sleep: Pretty good this week….

Best Moment of the Week: Is it bad that I can’t think of one???

Food Cravings: Pickled okra!!! And banana peppers.

Food Aversions: Eggs.

Symptoms: Pregnancy. Acne. Heartburn – for the first time. Lots of other unpleasant things that I won’t make you read. :)

Movement: I haven’t felt the baby move yet. I don’t think. I really don’t know. Does that make me a bad mother already??

Gender: Random guy at the DMV says boy. I have no clue.

What I miss: Should I stop saying wine? I don’t want people to think I’m an alcoholic. I miss normal size boobs too. I feel like a not so cute playmate who wears only sweats and t-shirts.

What I'm looking forward to: John Paul’s penile stent removal tomorrow! I’m looking for volunteers to accompany him to his appointment. Anyone??

Weekly Wisdom: I’m fresh outta wisdom this week.

Milestones: I’m looking for some milestones. Let me know if there’s anything I’ve achieved that I don’t realize. I guess we’re all still alive and we made it 2 weeks with THE stent.


Shell said...

At first, I saw the pic and thought if that is you pregnant, I might have to hate you. ;)

Mrs. Werginz said...

Yay for penis wire removal! Karl and I were talking about it and he was cringing for JP!

I can't believe you have only gained 2 lbs. I have gained 2 lbs already in October and I'm not pregnant...shit! I need to work out! :)

As far as the baby sister said it takes a while with your first one bc you may htink its gas but when you feel it she says you will know and you are not a bad mother!!

Jenny said...

Yay for him getting the stent removed!

Love reading your bump dates!

Hope you have a good week!

Lil' Woman said...

" A not so cute playmate who only wears sweats...." you kill me :)

Mrs. S said...

love the bumpdate
you are soo funny!

Leigh said...

Haha you never fail to make me laugh! Woo hoo for your husband getting his penial stint removed....happy day in your house!

Erin said...

Once again you leave me cracking up at your posts! Love them! Hope tomorrow goes well for Bert and you too! And YAY for you for only gaining 2 lbs. :)

Susannah said...

I'm sure you look precious! I am excited every week to hear from you and your updates! :D I wish I would've done this while pregnant.

LG said...

This was hilarious!!