Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Bumpdate…Late of Course!

week 13

I cropped my face out because frankly, I looked like sh*t. It is no secret that I no longer care what I look like, but after seeing the way I look in this picture I vow to try harder. :)

I feel less pregnant and more bloated each day. The bloat is KILLING me. But hopefully I will have a “baby” bump soon.

I am so pasty and pale that I could pass for a Cullen. My body is screaming for a tan. I need to work on that while it’s still hot outside.

How far along? 13 weeks

Total weight gain/loss: 1.4lbs 

Maternity clothes? Still wearing the belly band with most pants. Shirts and dresses are fine.

Sleep: I wake up to pee between 3 and 5 every morning. And on that rare morning that I don’t have to pee, Dayne does. I think he is having sympathy symptoms.

Food cravings: My recent craving is tomatoes! I ate 2 cans of stewed tomatoes – gross I know – this weekend.

Gender: I can’t decide if the baby has a penis. Some days I think no, then I think yes. So for those of you that “just knew” I need to know how. Because as of right now, my baby is a hermaphrodite.

What I miss: Wine. I still miss wine. And now that it’s football season, I kinda miss beer too. Am I an alcoholic?  

What I am looking forward to: Umm…the baby being born. In like 70 months. 

Weekly Wisdom: If you don’t get your way it never hurts to cry. And these days I can cry at the drop of a hat. I think my husband is running out of sympathy, but he’s trying to hang in there.


I hope y’all had a great weekend, and I hope all your teams won….even Auburn and Tennessee. :)


Cherry Berry said...

I'm pulling for a girl!!
I always wanted a boy, but I had that feeling that my baby was going to be a girl... and she is.
My team kicked major ASS on Saturday! Roll Tide!!!

Leigh said...

Even though you think you look like crap, I'm sure you look fantastic :) I don't think a woman can look terrible pregnant, but that's just me. (sorry if that comes across as weird or creepy! Totally not meant to be)

Would you rather it be a boy or girl? I'd like a boy first, but girls are way more fun to dress!

April said...

Welllll, I just KNEW Griffin was a girl! hahahaha!

Mrs. Werginz said...

I laughed out loud that you say you could be a Cullen! You look fab even if you feel bloaty!!

Lil' Woman said...

I can't wait to follow along in this....your quips are hilarious.

And that baby bump is adorable, even with your Cullen like arms.

Annie said...

70 months....ha! buy some spray tan in a can, i use it...i love it ;)
your little bump is adorable! i hope i gain weight as slowly as you do! you are too cute.

Jenny said...

I see an Alabama shirt in that picture! You just became a best friend! ROLL TIDE! Love the baby bump!

I tagged you in my blog! =)