Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Bad Mood Betty

It’s time for a bumpdate post but I really haven’t had time and I don’t have a super hot picture of my side-face-fat-roll to share. So a brief update on my status will have to do.

I’m still pretty much hating this whole pregnancy thing but I’m starting to adjust. And I try to find the positive in this amazing experience because I’m pretty convinced this is a one-time deal. :) My newest craving is pickled okra which is equally as disgusting as canned tomatoes. Oh and my boobs have officially taken over my body. That’s pretty much all that’s going on with that.


Moving on to the Hubs….


This is his post op picture and boy was he pissed. They were only able to do one stone because his stones are so dense and apparently they can only zap you with that machine so many times before you die – kidding. But really they could only do one and he had a reaction to the antibiotic they gave him so when he woke up and asked me 79 questions he was pissed at every answer I gave.

Once he was ready for discharge the nurse came in with his follow-up appointment to have his stint removed and drum roll……he has to keep it for 3 weeks. Bad mood Betty is so pissed because he has a wire hanging out of his mister.

I’m auctioning him off to the highest bidder. It’s pretty bad living with a pregnant b*tch but try living with the both of us! Hormonal crazy woman and the man with a stint in his penis. Who wants to come over for dinner??


Jenny said...

*wire hanging out of his mister, just made me pee myself from laughing! Sorry I know its not funny but that quote was funny!

Hope everything goes goo and the next 3 weeks goes by super fast!!!!

Lil' Woman said...

I know it's not funny but I think i would come over for dinner just to see the :)

Danielle said...

oh man! that really stinks!!!

but...i know how you feel about being miserable on the pregnancy. everyone tells me to embrace mine, blah blah..honestly..i'm ready to get it OVER WITH!!!!!!!!!! =) hang in there momma!

Leigh said...

Oh my goodness you are hilarious! There is no sugar coating things with you! Haha.

Hopefully your husband feels better soon :)

littledaisymay said...

Poor hubby!

Erin said...

I'll take you up on dinner just so I can get a good laugh. I bet ya'll are hilarious right now!! :)
I hate that for your hubby!
Seriously, I love your posts because you are straight forward with everything!

Annie said...

OH MY! what a bummer for your hubby. hoping the next 3 weeks go quick for the both of you!

Susannah said...

Shoot me now. I don't even want to know how they get that thing in there, much less how he functions with it in there for THREE WEEKS! WTF?

Sarah said...

So not fun! But I would totally come over for dinner and let little Logan entertain you while he crawls around naked...his new "thing". ;)

LG said...

This post CRACKED me up!

Hilary Lane said...

All I can think to say on that one? Ouch.