Monday, September 27, 2010



Sorry the picture is quite ghetto….and I look rough.

Total Weight Gained: Doctor appointment in the am so I will update you on the fatness factor. 

Maternity Clothes:  I need some maternity tops – my boobs no longer fit pleasantly into my normal tops.

Sleep: Some nights it’s great. Most nights I need like 20 more hours.

Best Moment of the Week: Alabama coming back and beating Arkansas. I know that does not pertain to Baby D but I’m pretty sure he/she cares.

Food Cravings: Pickled okra. Hands down the best craving I’m having.

Food Aversions: Eggs

Symptoms: Acne. Bleeding gums – I find this completely random and I find no relation to pregnancy, but whatevs. I’m still not mentioning the bowels.  

Movement: No. Seriously?!?!? When am I supposed to feel this baby move?

Gender: I’m 99% sure the baby has a penis. Or a vagina.

What I miss:  Wine. Beer. Oh and wine.

What I'm looking forward to: Hearing the heartbeat tomorrow. My husband’s penis wire being removed – someday.

Weekly Wisdom: I’m fresh outta wisdom. It’s been one hell of a week at this house.

Milestones: 4 months. Woo Hoo!


Mrs. S said...

Husband's penis wire.. you are funny girl!

rolling along in the pregnancy!

Leigh said...

Haha "fatness factor". You are no where near fat even being pregnant!!

Ps- hilarious comment you left me! I seriously laughed out loud at it. And don't feel too bad that you didn't climb a mountain, we ate a bag of cheesies on the drive home, haha.

Amanda Faye said...

LMAO....I had A pretty rough day and enjoyed laughing at this post...especially re the penis wire...poor thing

Lil' Woman said...

how can we forget John Paul penis :) That still makes me laugh at little

Jessica said...

I felt MC for the first time at 16 wks so you should be experiencing that amazing "first" soon!!! You look fabulous by the way!!!

Mrs. Werginz said...

Bahaha abotu the penis wire removal...I hope its soon!

I am glad you are 99% percent sure the baby has a penis. or a vagina. Hilarious!!

April said...

Brittany, you seriously crack me up!!! Too funny!

K and Z said...

Love your blog. You are funny!!! You definitely have a new follower. :-)