I’m Over It

*Potential buyers of our home need to read no further. This post is not for your eyes. K. Thanks.*

We are trying to sell our house. It has been on the market FOR-FLIPPIN-EVER! I am so over it. We’ve had open houses and shown it plenty of times but no offers!  I am beyond ready to move. Now don’t get me wrong, I love our first home. It’s cute and small and quaint and decorated to match our personalities. But, since buying said home, our family has grown from 2 people, 1 4-legged friend to 2 people, 4 4-legged friends. All these animals = no more room!

They showed the house last night and I spent Wednesday night and my {lunch} break yesterday preparing for the Big Show. With all my lovely fur-children running around I was ready to pull my hair out! This is what my hardwood floors look like on a daily basis….

Lovely right? I spend 90% of my time vacuuming up Dayne’s hair. It’s insane. Apparently we’ve accumulated a lot of shit stuff and I have no where to put it. I have shoved and stuffed and crammed stuff in every closet and under every bed in the house. And if the neighbor had been home yesterday I would have asked him to shove some of our sh*t under his bed! Hopefully the house looked decent, the backyard didn’t smell overwhelmingly like dog crap and my husband didn’t forget any of our children when he cleared out the house.

I really, really, really want to move so, Do you want to buy our house? No, well it wouldn’t have anything to do with all the dog hair and dog poop would it? I swear we are cleanly people. :)

Happy Friday Peeps! I hope everyone has a very Happy Easter.