Bumpdate!

It’s that time again! Time for me to mention inappropriate things like oozing nipples and post it for all the world to see. You’re welcome Daddy!

 

How Far Along: 32 weeks

Total Weight Gained: 12.5 lbs

Maternity Clothes: I still try to wear my pre-pregnancy t-shirts at home. They no longer cover my belly. I miss normal clothes!

Sleep: Sleep has been pretty rough. I could really use a nap everyday.

Best Moment of the Week: Surviving all my meltdowns and not killing Bert.

Food Cravings: I’m still eating pop tarts like crazy. Lemon-Berry slush from Sonic. I’ve had one everyday!

Food Aversions: Eggs.

Belly button/stretch marks: No stretch marks that I can see. The belly button should pop soon – and who wants to see the bottom of their belly button?!? Gross!!

Oh and this linea nigra line thing I have going on is not straight. WTH? I’m too neurotic to have a crooked “straight line” running down my belly!!

Symptoms: Its hard to breathe. And my back hurts. Also my joints hurt. WTH? Does pregnancy turn you in to an old person?

I’m still having some nipple oozage and I can no longer see my vag.

John Paul’s pregnancy symptoms: The Hubs is pretty bad about wanting to put things off. I’ve set a deadline for the completion of the nursery. Let’s see if he makes it.

Movement: Movement is starting to get weird. I will see a big lump on one side like she’s trying to escape. A foot or hand or elbow or something will poke out! It’s like there’s a little alien in there trying to escape!

Gender: Girl – Turner McCartney

What I miss: Ummm breathing. And having normal skin and hair. I miss the days where I didn’t look like death.

Milestones: 8 weeks left people! I think I might survive. Maybe.