Manic Monday

Yes I realize it’s Tuesday, but yesterday was one helluva day! A complete FAIL. I wanted to quit life actually. Well not really but I think you get the point.

I have so much to catch you gals up on so maybe I can get caught up tonight or tomorrow….

We did not go camping so I hope none of you thought I had {actually} died from Blackberry withdrawals. :) The weather here was ridiculous this weekend. Thunderstorms, tornadoes, hail. Not exactly camping weather. The Hubs friend assured us we would be fine; He was bringing a tarp. Umm….are tarps tornado proof?? Didn’t think so.

Sunday was the big anniversary (more on that later) and a very nice southern gentleman stranger informed me that I had absolutely no brake lights. My dad was out of town so I went and stole borrowed his car. All was hunky dory until I got up yesterday and someone broke into his car. In my flippin’ driveway. WTF? Yeah that’s what I said.

I cried hysterically, acted in my usual over-dramatics, and made a complete fool of myself and called Ricker. He wasn’t mad and all is well.

Bert gets pulled over and gets a ticket for not wearing his seatbelt. WTF? Who gets a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt. Dumbass. Anyway, it’s just $10 so I guess I will let that slide.

On a sadder note, our TV in our living room quit working. Its 2 years old. Yes. It’s crazy. Won’t turn on, randomly turns on at like 4 am, has a purple screen, no volume. It’s bizarre. This is the room where my DVR is. Does anyone remember life before DVR because it is a living hell. Commercials. Watching a show at its scheduled time. Not being able to fast forward through the boring parts. It’s terrible.

Happy posts to follow. I promise to send lots of butterflies and unicorns your way!